And Trouble was Her Name-O!

I thought I'd take this opportunity to record the recent mischief my sweet little baby has been creating in our home. From the moment she started walking, our home has become a disaster zone! First she went for all the cupboards and closets strewing pots, pans, and trash around the kitchen. Luckily a few baby-proof latches put a stop to that crime spree.
Next came the "death roll" while changing diapers which led to the naked running down the halls while mom gave chase, diaper in hand.
After that came the great toilet paper heist and the toilet brush obsession.
Then she discovered the shoe bin delighting in hiding shoes around the house so a matching pair could not be found.
We have also entered the climbing phase. Already I have found her perched on top of the kitchen table (playing with a pile of push pins). She somehow got to the very top of the toilet and sat there proudly surveying the view from the summit. How these kids live to see adulthood I have no idea.
Also among her crimes are food throwing, library book eating, tantrum throwing, and cell phone destroying. She must be stopped!

When stopped for questioning, Kennedy had no comment.